French Boyfriend

Ok all, in response to the overwhelming flood of emails regarding my French dating life, I feel obligated to give you some more details about my new boyfriend, Jean-Pierre le Vicomte de la Ville.

• He only owns white t-shirts with blue/red horizontal stripes.  He always wears them with blazers.  And a beret.
• He usually carries baguettes wherever he goes.
• He exclusively drinks red wine.
• He is a cheese connoisseur.  
• He smokes.  Like a chimney.  
• He has a mustache which curls up at the ends.
• He does not expect me to shave my armpits.
• But he does expect me to go topless at the beach (and wears short bathing trunks himself).
• He does however, bathe.  I would never date someone who didn't.  

xoxo,

SF