Things I talk about with Other Assistants

• How to fill out our forms to receive housing assistance
• If our proviseur-adjoint (vice principal) is sexy or not
• The most effective way to get our kids to listen to us
• What we're doing Friday night
• Which wines that cost less than three Euro are drinkable
• How to make our health visit to OFII, the French immigration agency, as fun as possible
• The rules of "Le Jeu des Rois" (The Game of Kings)
• Which city fêtes, or celebrations we should attend (Options include: chestnut festival, soup festival, cat festival)
• Where to go to the gym and do yoga
• The number of baguettes we eat per day
• If superglue will fix wooden chairs